Dear mom

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands.

Dear mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, even with all his piercings and tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant and Dillon said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Dillon to get better, he deserves it.
Don't worry mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.


Your daughter,
Katie




PS. Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Wilma's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my results sheet that's in my desk drawer... I love you!